As this blog is now dedicated to my life as a failure, I thought it only natural to document my daily failures down below.

Like Odin’s einherjar, I rise each morning to do battle with my demons. Lately, that’s been compulsive overeating. I’m an emotional eater who has troubles with…

This is not a post where I wallow in self-pity. This is not a cry for help. This isn’t even a negative-oriented post. (Because God forbid I say anything remotely negative on the Internet.) This is simply a post on what a failure I am as a writer, adult, and…

I’ve written one novel. It took me about ten attempts to write that novel, so in theory, I’ve written about ten or twelve books. That’s as good a qualification as any to help you understand at least what my process is when constructing a novel. The truth of course is…

Alright! Chinatown. Where to begin. This is a classic of ’70s cinema, and it’s easy to see why. No matter how you feel about Roman Polanski, you have to admit his artistry is on fire in this picture. Am I mixing metaphors? I don’t know. It’s early, and I’m kind…

Not Another Failed Writer

Author and adventurer. Likes cheese and pickles, not mixed together. Encouraging you to embrace your inner loser.

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